Our very dear friend, Mr. John Cow received a much coveted free invite to the Affiliate Summit, being held in the Sin City, in February. So, instead of just giving me the invite, he is holding a cowpetitionâ„¢ to see who really deserves it. Now, I had 2 choices

1. Kidnap his cows and ask for the invite as ransom but I was just afraid the cows wouldn’t have lasted too long with me once I got hungry.
2. Make an effort to win this competition via this post.

I am choosing the 2nd option.

For those of you unaware of the Affiliate Summit, in a nutshell, it is a gathering of movers and shakers of the affiliate world. Sure, any dumbass can throw up a niche site (<– notice the nice plug here), and make a few bucks by getting lucky using affiliate links, but these guys take it to another level. Many affiliate gurus earn in 5 figures monthly easily, which is a lot of Cohibas for me.

Anyways, back to the task at hand. What is really mind boggling is, how come we didn’t get the free invite? As far as I can tell, SOB is the closest unparody like kin to Johncow.com -

• John has his Cow, We have our Dog
• John has his Car in the header, we have our Jet and Car in the header
• John has his Milk, We have our Cigar
• John has his Milk Pasteurized, We have our Cigars solely by Cohiba (Cuban, none of that Dominican crap)
• John has his Moos, We have our Woofs
• John has his Cowpetitionsâ„¢ (Trademarked? Really John???), We have our Dogfights
• John has his Herd, We have our Dog Pound
• John is an Evil SOB, We are just SOBs

So the way I figure, if I attended the summit, in place of John, I don’t think many people would be able to tell the difference. And who better to represent Mr. Cow, other than Mr. SOB?